Princess

I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.
(From movie The Princess Bride)
Why did Princess Leia lose all her friends and family?
She got involved with Alderaan people.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
The Genie and the Three Wishes
The Genie and the Three Wishes A man finds a magic lamp. Of course, as the deal goes, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie that thunders he has 3 wishes to make.. "For my first wish, I want to be some kind of royalty." the man says. The Genie nods. "Yes, yes. That can easily be arranged." "For my second wish, I want to live in luxury, the most beautiful castle." "It will be done", the Genie agrees. "And I want to be married to a beautiful princess." "I understand", says the Genie, "However, your wishes require a lot of work. But it should be done tomorrow." So the man goes to sleep and when he wakes up, he is laying in a beautiful bed. He looks around and everything is just as he wished. He is a noble, living inside a beautiful castle and next to him a beautiful princess smiles at him. "Oh, you're finally awake, Franz-Ferdinand. We should get up, today we're traveling to Sarajevo."
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.