Princess

I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.
(From movie The Princess Bride)
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
Why did Princess Leia lose all her friends and family?
She got involved with Alderaan people.
The Genie and the Three Wishes
The Genie and the Three Wishes A man finds a magic lamp. Of course, as the deal goes, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie that thunders he has 3 wishes to make.. "For my first wish, I want to be some kind of royalty." the man says. The Genie nods. "Yes, yes. That can easily be arranged." "For my second wish, I want to live in luxury, the most beautiful castle." "It will be done", the Genie agrees. "And I want to be married to a beautiful princess." "I understand", says the Genie, "However, your wishes require a lot of work. But it should be done tomorrow." So the man goes to sleep and when he wakes up, he is laying in a beautiful bed. He looks around and everything is just as he wished. He is a noble, living inside a beautiful castle and next to him a beautiful princess smiles at him. "Oh, you're finally awake, Franz-Ferdinand. We should get up, today we're traveling to Sarajevo."
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.