Princess Jokes

I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.
(From movie The Princess Bride)
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
The Genie and the Three Wishes A man finds a magic lamp. Of course, as the deal goes, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie that thunders he has 3 wishes to make.. "For my first wish, I want to be some kind of royalty." the man says. The Genie nods. "Yes, yes. That can easily be arranged." "For my second wish, I want to live in luxury, the most beautiful castle." "It will be done", the Genie agrees. "And I want to be married to a beautiful princess." "I understand", says the Genie, "However, your wishes require a lot of work. But it should be done tomorrow." So the man goes to sleep and when he wakes up, he is laying in a beautiful bed. He looks around and everything is just as he wished. He is a noble, living inside a beautiful castle and next to him a beautiful princess smiles at him. "Oh, you're finally awake, Franz-Ferdinand. We should get up, today we're traveling to Sarajevo."
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?

It was Luke warm.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Why did Princess Leia lose all her friends and family?
She got involved with Alderaan people.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
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