Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
We should make like your parents and split.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
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