Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
We should make like your parents and split.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Can we still share a netflix account?
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!