Head

Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news – they found your head.
One mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Duh huh guh nuh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock."
My wife said to me, if you don't get off of the computer and help with the housework, she will bash my head on the keyboard.
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My hypochondriac brother just told me he thinks he's got a brain tumor.
I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head.
I had a dream I was looking for my brain
But it was all in my head.
What girl likes it in all her holes at the same time?
Mrs. Potato Head.
I love you from my head tomato
What is the executioner’s favorite vegetable?
A head of lettuce.
What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack
I lost my memory after getting hit on the head by a boomerang.
It's all coming back to me now.
Midwife (handing me the baby): "Make sure you’re supporting his head."
Me: "That’s a great head you have there, Well done!"
My head hurt and I had a really runny nose during math class
I think i had a sin(x) infection.
I threw a fuzzy peach at my doctor's head and he said "that's not assault that's a sugar."
When I was young, my dad used to throw quarters at my head whenever I acted up.
He said, “Maybe this’ll knock some scents into you.”
My wife bought me an expensive umbrella and she’s been holding it over my head ever since.