Chemistry Puns

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When Miss Acid told her husband, Mr Alkali, she was pregnant...
He exploded with anger.
It wasn't the reaction she was hoping for.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?
One of his mole-ars
What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into each other?
Sorry, that was my fault.
I'm fascinated by water's gas form.
It mist-ifies me.
What did one mole say to the other?
We have great chemistry together.
What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
Water-mole-ns
A chemistry lab is like a big party.
Some drop the acid while others drop the base.
Books on helium are so hard to put down.
When hydrogen got arrested they told him he had one phone call.
He replied: "Call who? I don't have a family!"
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
It's mole-itically incorrect.
What do you do with a sick chemist? You try to helium, and then you try to curium, but if all else fails, you gotta barium.
How did the blond define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam? Fear of utility bills.
I can eat sugar with either hand, I'm ambidextrose.
If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up together, would they be alloys?
How would you describe a stinky chemist?
Mole-odorous
What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party?
The mole the merrier
What type of fish do two sodium atoms make?
2Na.
How rich is Avogadro?
He's a multi-mole-ionaire.
An electrolyte and a solvent are talking in jail.
Solvent: What are you in for?
Electrolyte: A salt charge.
What do you call a cab which provides drug therapy? Chemotaxis.
Did you check the news? There was a Radon the chemical store.
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
Organic chemistry is really hard.
Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
What do doctors do to injured elements? They helium.
Why did the military use acid?
To neutralize the enemy base.
It's getting hard to zinc of new science puns because so many of them argon.
Wanna hear a pun about gold? AU!
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