Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
My love for you simply radiates.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
Undeveloped Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance. Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 years old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much. “I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.” She said, “Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant penis.” Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait so Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touch teasing, holding one another. As Sandy put her hands in Jim’s pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, “You told me your penis was the size of an infant!” “Well yea it is." Jim said innocently. "8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long.”
A Girl Named Love
A Girl Named Love A boy named Carol had a particularly rough childhood because of his uncommon name. He always got a lot of teasing and abuse at school. Eventually, he overcame his hang-up and married his high-school sweetheart. When their first child was born, he let his wife name her. She named the baby girl "Love" inspired in the same spirit as Carol's unique name. Unfortunately, Love grew up and endured much of the same teasing that Carol did, because of her strange name. She came home from school one day and screamed at her dad, asking why he gave her such a stupid name. Carol took the blame to protect his wife and apologized. In a fit of rage, Love shot him with her dart gun and ran away. Minutes later, Carol's wife came home and saw him lying on the ground. "Oh my God, what happened?!" she asked, running to him. He waved her closer, and whispered, "Shot through the heart, and you're to blame. Darling, you gave Love a bad name."
What do you call two worms in love?
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
A Frog's Destiny
A Frog's Destiny A male frog goes to a psychic and asks him when he will meet his one true love. The psychic tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog becomes excited, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says the psychic, "in her biology class."
Who did the Caribbean jerk fall in love with? The Spice Girl next door.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween!
My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.
It was like love meant nothing to her.