Love

At what point will you love to change your bulbs the most?
When sparks fly.
I love you from my head tomato
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
Who did the Caribbean jerk fall in love with? The Spice Girl next door.
Undeveloped
Undeveloped Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance. Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 years old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much. “I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.” She said, “Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant penis.” Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait so Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touch teasing, holding one another. As Sandy put her hands in Jim’s pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, “You told me your penis was the size of an infant!” “Well yea it is." Jim said innocently. "8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long.”
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
A Frog's Destiny
A Frog's Destiny A male frog goes to a psychic and asks him when he will meet his one true love. The psychic tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog becomes excited, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says the psychic, "in her biology class."
My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.
It was like love meant nothing to her.
“I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.”
Unknown
Two behaviorists make love. When they are done, one turns to the other sand says: "That was good for you. Was it good for me?"
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
A Girl Named Love
A Girl Named Love A boy named Carol had a particularly rough childhood because of his uncommon name. He always got a lot of teasing and abuse at school. Eventually, he overcame his hang-up and married his high-school sweetheart. When their first child was born, he let his wife name her. She named the baby girl "Love" inspired in the same spirit as Carol's unique name. Unfortunately, Love grew up and endured much of the same teasing that Carol did, because of her strange name. She came home from school one day and screamed at her dad, asking why he gave her such a stupid name. Carol took the blame to protect his wife and apologized. In a fit of rage, Love shot him with her dart gun and ran away. Minutes later, Carol's wife came home and saw him lying on the ground. "Oh my God, what happened?!" she asked, running to him. He waved her closer, and whispered, "Shot through the heart, and you're to blame. Darling, you gave Love a bad name."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Eggs love you."
What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor?
You get a binding relationship.
Why do neurons like e-mail?
The love messages.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
My love life is like a game of minesweeper.
I ignore a bunch of red flags and it always blows up in my face.