Lost

Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
A friend of mine lost the right side of of his brain in a car accident, but he wouldn’t stop drinking and driving.
No one in their right mind would do that.
I lost my wrist watch somewhere near my house.
Now it’s the neighborhood watch.
Did you hear about the poker player who lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement?
He’s finding it hard to deal with.
I lost my memory after getting hit on the head by a boomerang.
It's all coming back to me now.
What happened to the pirate who lost his peg leg?
He couldn't find it, so he was stumped.
“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”
Ellen DeGeneres
What happened when Turbo lost his shell? He began to feel sluggish.
Why did Dorothy get lost on her way to the Emerald City? Becuase she was being led by three boys
What do you call a magician that lost his magic?
Ian.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
The Cat Navigator
The Cat Navigator There was a man who couldn't stand his wife's cat. So, one day, he decided to get rid of him by dumping him a long way away from the house. He put the cat in the car and drove about 20 blocks away, then he left him at the park. But when he got home, the cat was there as if nothing had happened. The next day he decided to take the cat somewhere further away, about 50 blocks. He put him out of the car and drove home. And again, the cat was there waiting for him. 'This is impossible,' said the man to himself, 'tomorrow I'll make sure he can't come back!' The next day he puts the cat in the car and he drives around, taking turn after turn - right, left, right, right and so on. Eventually, after about an hour of driving, he finally lets the cat out and drives home. A few hours later, the phone rings at his house and his wife answers it. It's the husband, and he asks: "Is the cat there?" "Why, yes." says the wife, "he's been here quite a while, where are you?" "Put that bastard on the phone, I'm lost and I need directions."
Did you know a school of piranha can devour a child in 30 seconds?
Anyhow today I lost my job at the aquarium.
I don't know where I put my queen after the last chess game.
Maybe she's lost I need to check.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.