Kitty

The Cat Poem
The Cat Poem Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, and sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, and someone nice to scratch my back, for windowsills all warm and bright, for shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay cool, and keep the secret feline rule, To never tell a human that the world is really ruled by cats!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
Yo Mama's so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.