Stairs

How do playful monkeys go down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
How do you confuse a blond?
Tell them to count the stairs on a escalator.
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
His Excellent Memory
His Excellent Memory Three old men are discussing their failing memories. The first old man says, "Today I was at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember if I had just gone up or was about to go down." The second old man says, "I was sitting at the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember if I was about to sleep or just woke up." The third man scoffs and says, "My memory is as good as ever, knock on wood." With this he hits the table twice with his knuckle, looks up in surprise and yells "Who's there?"
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
A Punny Story...
A Punny Story... I was sitting in my office when a case came in. So I finished two bottles from it. Suddenly a tall blonde walked past my window. I knew she was tall because I was on the second floor. The phone rang and I knew something was wrong. I didn’t have a phone. It was a girl and she was in trouble. I knew she was, ’cause she said so. I raced down the stairs and called a cab. The cab stopped with a jerk. Then the jerk got out and I got in. We took the corner at a hundred miles per hour, but a cop stopped us and told us to put the corner back. Then we were out of the city. I knew it, because we were not hitting so many pedestrians. As we came to her house, she greeted me with a burning kiss. Then she took the cigarette out and kissed me again. She had the most beautiful blonde hair I have ever seen – hanging from her left nostril. She had teeth like the ten commandments – all broken. She also had the most beautiful eyes – so beautiful that the one eye could not stop looking at the other one. Suddenly a brick came flying through the window and hit her on the left breast – breaking three of my fingers!
My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy.
Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.
A mean crook going down stairs = A condescending con, descending