Stairs

How do playful monkeys go down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
A mean crook going down stairs = A condescending con, descending
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy.
Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.
How do you confuse a blond?
Tell them to count the stairs on a escalator.