How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
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