A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
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