As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
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