A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
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