The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
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