What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
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