Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
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