Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
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