What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
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