What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.