Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.