Toilet

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? He wanted to get to the bottom.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Yo Momma so poor she has to hang her toilet paper out to dry.
How do you know when a cephalopod has been using your toilet?
Squid marks.
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
A Blonde at the Doctor's
A Blonde at the Doctor's A blonde woman came in for a routine physical at the doctor’s office. “There you go," said the nurse as she handed her a urine cup. “The bathroom is over there on your left. The doctor will see you in a few minutes.” A few minutes later the lady came out of the bathroom. She hands an empty container back to the nurse. With a relieved look on her face she says: "Thank you! But they had a toilet in there, so I didn’t need this after all.”
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
An extra long toilet brush.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet? Because he was looking for Pooh If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
I Don't Know Where to Put It
I Don't Know Where to Put It A young virgin couple is finally wed. Each one is nervous about the impending night, but neither is willing to admit it or ask each other about it. Wondering what to do first, the young man calls his father. "Pop, what do I do first?" "Get naked and climb into bed," his father replies. So, the young man does as he is advised. The girl is mortified and calls her mama. "Get naked and join him," is the advice from mama, so she complies. After laying there for a few moments, the young man excuses himself and calls his dad again. "Now what do I do?" he asks. His father replies, "Look at her naked body. Then, take the hardest part of your body and put it where she urinates!" is the dad's advice. A few moments later, the girl again calls her mama. "What do I do now?" she asks. "Well, what is he doing?" mama asks. "He's in the bathroom, dunking his head in the toilet!"
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I don't know, it's never happened.
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?
Wait until he’s finished.
Yo Mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the crap out of the toilet.
Our school trip was a special occasion.
But we never reacher our destination.
Instead of the zoo.
I was locked in the loo.
of the toilet at the service station!
Success is like toilet paper; it only seems important when you don’t have it.
Richard Jeni
I'm papering walls in the loo,
And quite frankly I haven't a clue.
For the pattern's all wrong,
Or the paper's too long,
And I'm stuck to the toilet with glue.