A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.
The sweater I bought recently kept picking up static-electricity, so I returned it to the store. They gave me another one, free of charge.
Going to See the Doctor
It was early morning and an old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said,"Where are you going?" He said, "I'm going to the doctor."
And she said, "Why, are you sick?"
"No" he said, "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?" She said, "I'm going to the doctor, too."
She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again then I'm going to get a tetanus shot!"