If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
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