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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
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