Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.