Welcome to Water Puns? Did you sail your way here?

RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?