Welcome to Water Puns? Did you sail your way here?

My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?