RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?