What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!