Flesh Jokes

I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctors gave her 87 years to live.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
A Pig With Nightmares A pig goes to a doctor and says: "Doctor, I’ve been having these terrible nightmares and I can’t sleep. Can you prescribe me some sleeping pills?" Doctor: "Can you describe your nightmares to me?" Pig: "They are all almost the same. First a man lures me with food, kills me and cuts me into pieces. Then he rubs salt all over my flesh!” Doctor: "I wouldn't worry about it, looks like you’re going to be cured soon."
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