Flesh

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctors gave her 87 years to live.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
A Pig With Nightmares
A Pig With Nightmares A pig goes to a doctor and says: "Doctor, I’ve been having these terrible nightmares and I can’t sleep. Can you prescribe me some sleeping pills?" Doctor: "Can you describe your nightmares to me?" Pig: "They are all almost the same. First a man lures me with food, kills me and cuts me into pieces. Then he rubs salt all over my flesh!” Doctor: "I wouldn't worry about it, looks like you’re going to be cured soon."