Castle

What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
The Genie and the Three Wishes
The Genie and the Three Wishes A man finds a magic lamp. Of course, as the deal goes, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie that thunders he has 3 wishes to make.. "For my first wish, I want to be some kind of royalty." the man says. The Genie nods. "Yes, yes. That can easily be arranged." "For my second wish, I want to live in luxury, the most beautiful castle." "It will be done", the Genie agrees. "And I want to be married to a beautiful princess." "I understand", says the Genie, "However, your wishes require a lot of work. But it should be done tomorrow." So the man goes to sleep and when he wakes up, he is laying in a beautiful bed. He looks around and everything is just as he wished. He is a noble, living inside a beautiful castle and next to him a beautiful princess smiles at him. "Oh, you're finally awake, Franz-Ferdinand. We should get up, today we're traveling to Sarajevo."
Why was the bouncy castle so expensive? Due to the cost of inflation.
Why did the castle keep swearing?
It had turrets.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
When I first started playing chess, I thought the castle could move diagonally.
Classic rook-y mistake.
My last chess game went a bit medieval.
We both went for the castle.