Castle

When I first started playing chess, I thought the castle could move diagonally.
Classic rook-y mistake.
My last chess game went a bit medieval.
We both went for the castle.
The Genie and the Three Wishes
The Genie and the Three Wishes A man finds a magic lamp. Of course, as the deal goes, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie that thunders he has 3 wishes to make.. "For my first wish, I want to be some kind of royalty." the man says. The Genie nods. "Yes, yes. That can easily be arranged." "For my second wish, I want to live in luxury, the most beautiful castle." "It will be done", the Genie agrees. "And I want to be married to a beautiful princess." "I understand", says the Genie, "However, your wishes require a lot of work. But it should be done tomorrow." So the man goes to sleep and when he wakes up, he is laying in a beautiful bed. He looks around and everything is just as he wished. He is a noble, living inside a beautiful castle and next to him a beautiful princess smiles at him. "Oh, you're finally awake, Franz-Ferdinand. We should get up, today we're traveling to Sarajevo."
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
Why was the bouncy castle so expensive? Due to the cost of inflation.
Why did the castle keep swearing?
It had turrets.