How about we get down to monkey business?
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
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