Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
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