Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
You had me at ruff.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.