Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
You had me at ruff.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
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