I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
How about we get down to monkey business?
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
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