You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
You had me at ruff.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
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