Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
How about we get down to monkey business?
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
You had me at ruff.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
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