Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
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