What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
What a pun's dream job?
To be an acu-pun-cturist!
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
The Valentine's Day Gift
The Valentine's Day Gift It was a few days before Valentine's Day and a young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?" Her husband smiled. "Oh, I have a feeling you'll know later tonight." he said with a wink. His wife squealed with joy. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it... only to find a book titled "The meaning of dreams."
Why did the blonde take a camera to bed? To record what she was going to dream that night.
Last night I dreamed that my town’s water tower exploded.
It was a wet dream.
Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler.
I woke up exhausted.
Have you ever had a dream about a bear eating you?
I call them bite-mares.
I had this disturbingly long dream that I was making a salad.
I was tossing all night.
I had this crazy dream where I was virtually weightless
I was like 0mg
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
I had a dream I was looking for my brain
But it was all in my head.
There once was a man from Peru.
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke up at night.
With a terrible fright.
To find out his dream had come true!
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.