How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
I was watching a chess champion vs a boxing champion match.
The chess player had a mean right rook!
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.