Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
I was watching a chess champion vs a boxing champion match.
The chess player had a mean right rook!
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.