My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
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