Keyboard Puns

There's no ESCape from these Keyboard puns.

I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
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