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What do you call really scared pasta?
Chicken noodles.
Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?
Mango Lassie.
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
A Case of Defamation
A Case of Defamation A woman was sued by a man for defamation of character. He charged that she had called him a pig. She was found guilty and fined. After the trial, she asked the judge: "Does this mean I cannot call Mr. Johnson a pig?" The judge said that was true. "Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mr. Johnson?" asked the woman. The judge replied that she could indeed call a pig Mr. Johnson with no fear of being charged with a crime. The woman turned, looked directly at Mr. Johnson, and said, "Good afternoon, Mr. Johnson."
What do you call a broken can opener?
A can't opener
Did you hear about the crow who worked at a call Center?
He was fired for Just Caws.
What do you call a cross between a donkey and a zebra?
Debra.
What do you call a pear who plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity.
What do you call a pear with loose morals?
A prostifruit.
What do you call two pears?
A pair.
What do you call pears with no ears?
Deaf.
What do you call a pear in a compressor?
Pear pressure!
What do you call a cannibal that works in a university?
Hannibal Lecture.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
How do you call stage diving at Oktoberfest?
Krautsurfing.