No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
Fresh French fried fly fritters
She sells seashells by the seashore.
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
A happy hippo hopped and hiccupped.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big, black block.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.
Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug – although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty-year-old thug thought of that morning.
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
Does your sport shop stock short socks with spots?
There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
Octopus ocular optics.
A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
Bake big batches of bitter brown bread
There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cold.
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?
Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?
How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
that is the way you spell New York.
Chicken in the car and the car can go,
that is the way you spell Chicago.
Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king’s kitchen.
Green glass globes glow greenly.
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
Double bubble gum, bubbles double
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
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