How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
She sold six shabby sheared sheep on ship.
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch?
Pad kid poured curd pulled cold.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
She sells seashells by the seashore.
Round the rough and rugged rock the ragged rascal rudely ran.
Thin grippy thick slippery.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrush’s throat.
Silly sheep weep and sleep.
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
I see a sea down by the seashore.
But which sea do you see down by the seashore?
Red lorry, yellow lorry.
Six slimy snails sailed silently.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
Bake big batches of bitter brown bread
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Me me mo mi get me a mole,
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
Mister kister feet so sweet,
Mister kister where will I eat !?
Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Shave a single shingle thin.
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck figs
till the fig plucker comes.
Real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels.
A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.
English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.
Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people.
Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king’s kitchen.
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons—balancing them badly.
Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate: The greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes. They’re great!
Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
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