Laugh

Did you expect to laugh at puns?
No, but they've groan on me!
How many birthdays does it take for someone to realize they aren’t funny?
I know I’m not funny just laugh so I feel good... it’s my birthday.
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
Little Johnny and the Hammer
Little Johnny and the Hammer Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, "What’s the matter little Johnny?" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb bang on with the hammer!" said little Johnny through his tears. His mother was touched by the boy's sensitivity, but didn't like seeing him cry. "That’s not so serious." She tried to soothe him. "Now I know you're upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. That's something to laugh about." "I did!" sobbed Johnny.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?

"I guess you had to be there."
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, "Give it to me straight doc!"
The doctor replies, "That's impossible, we're both male."
They both laugh and the doctor says, "Besides, I don't want AIDS."
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
Who Has the Worst Marriage?
Who Has the Worst Marriage? Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage. One of the men says, “I have it the worst. My prudish wife won’t sleep with me more than once a month!. She refuses!" The other men shake their heads. One of them asks, “what did you do about it?” The man says “I slept with that horny blonde over there by the pool table. Unlike my wife, she’ll do anything.” The men laugh. The second man says, “You think that’s bad? My uptight wife won’t even sleep with me once a year!" The other men shake their heads and one of them asks, “so, what did you do about it?” The man says “I got my rocks off with that same slutty blonde over there by the pool table. She’ll literally do any guy." The men laugh, then the third man says, “That too bad for you guys, but honestly, I definitely have it the worst.” The men say, “what’s the problem with your wife?” The man says, “Well for one, she’s always down here playing pool...”
Due to the expansive nature of the universe, many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner. Move over, anti-jokes. If you laugh at these dark jokes, you might just be a genius!
To make you laugh on Saturday, I need to you joke on Wednesday.
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.”
Ethel Barrymore
Aloha is a soft laugh.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.