How many birthdays does it take for someone to realize they aren’t funny?
I know I’m not funny just laugh so I feel good... it’s my birthday.
Due to the expansive nature of the universe, many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner. Move over, anti-jokes. If you laugh at these dark jokes, you might just be a genius!
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
Little Johnny and the Hammer
Little Johnny and the Hammer Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, "What’s the matter little Johnny?" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb bang on with the hammer!" said little Johnny through his tears. His mother was touched by the boy's sensitivity, but didn't like seeing him cry. "That’s not so serious." She tried to soothe him. "Now I know you're upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. That's something to laugh about." "I did!" sobbed Johnny.
Aloha is a soft laugh.
To make you laugh on Saturday, I need to you joke on Wednesday.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, "Give it to me straight doc!"
The doctor replies, "That's impossible, we're both male."
They both laugh and the doctor says, "Besides, I don't want AIDS."
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.”
Ethel Barrymore
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?

"I guess you had to be there."
Did you expect to laugh at puns?
No, but they've groan on me!
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."