Our rock puns are a hard material to put down!

What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
What do rocks eat?
Pom-a-granites.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt and yttrium? They are just too CoRnY.
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?
Because it was on shale.
What is the difference between a chemist and a geologist? While a geologist will drink anything fermented, a chemist just
drinks anything that is distilled.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic.
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
Why are mountains not just funny? Because they are hilarious.
What did the motivational speaker say?
Don’t take life for granite.
Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who just gave up on life? He really needed a change.
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.