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They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt and yttrium? They are just too CoRnY.
Why can’t minerals ever lie? They’re always in their pure form.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
What do rocks eat?
Pom-a-granites.
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
Why are mountains not just funny? Because they are hilarious.
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
What did the gold say to the pyrite?
You’re a fool and a fake!
Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who just gave up on life? He really needed a change.
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
Why do earth science professors always talk about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?
Because it was on shale.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
Why can’t minerals ever lie?
They’re always in their pure form.
Did you want to hear the joke about the mountain? Never mind, you would never get over it.
What did the diamond say to its friend copper? Nothing, silly, minerals don’t talc!
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
Rock was magma before it was cool.
What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the stone age.
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
What did the chemist cowboy tell his horse? HIO Ag!
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
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