What did the gold say to the pyrite?
You’re a fool and a fake!
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the stone age.
What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
Why can’t minerals ever lie?
They’re always in their pure form.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
What is the the chemical formulation for candy molecules? Carbon, Holmium, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellerium—or ChoCoLaTe.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
Why do earth science professors always talk about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
What did the motivational speaker say?
Don’t take life for granite.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
Why can’t minerals ever lie? They’re always in their pure form.
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt and yttrium? They are just too CoRnY.
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic.
Did you want to hear the joke about the mountain? Never mind, you would never get over it.
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
What is the difference between a chemist and a geologist? While a geologist will drink anything fermented, a chemist just
drinks anything that is distilled.
Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who just gave up on life? He really needed a change.
What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
Rolling Stone.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
Why are mountains not just funny? Because they are hilarious.
What did the chemist cowboy tell his horse? HIO Ag!
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
Rock was magma before it was cool.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
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