Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.”
Anthony Burgess
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
Why shouldn’t you let a man’s mind wander?
Because it’s way too little to be out all alone.
Roses are red,
I have a phone,
Nobody texts me,
Forever Alone.
Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever Alone.
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold.
You’re totally ice-olated.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the

After a while the boy says: "Hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared.”
“How do you think I feel?" Said the stranger. "I have to walk back alone."
The Ghostly Advice
The Ghostly Advice When I was about 7 years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a co-worker of his, someone I didn't even know. When we got there, I stood in a corner waiting for the time to pass. A bitter looking man approached me and said, "Enjoy life kid, enjoy it because time flies. Look at me now, I didn't enjoy it." Then he passed his hand over my head and left. My father, before leaving took me with him to pay honors to his friend. When I looked in the coffin, I was horrified to see that the man in the coffin was the same man who had spoken to me!! I was so traumatized I couldn't sleep properly. I had terrible nightmares. I was terrified of being alone. I saw many psychologists, endured much turmoil throughout my adolescent years. It got better as I aged, but I would still occasionally wake up screaming in fear. It was many years later when I discovered something remarkable that completely changed my life. That bastard had a twin.