Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.
“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.”
Anthony Burgess
What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold.
You’re totally ice-olated.
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the

After a while the boy says: "Hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared.”
“How do you think I feel?" Said the stranger. "I have to walk back alone."
Why shouldn’t you let a man’s mind wander?
Because it’s way too little to be out all alone.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Roses are red,
I have a phone,
Nobody texts me,
Forever Alone.
Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever Alone.