Monkeys are funny creatures, and you just know that we have some cheeky monkey puns out here waiting for you!

Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
What type of key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Where do monkeys go to drink?
To the monkey bars.
What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?
Lost.
What did the banana do when he saw the monkey?
The banana split.
Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere it wants to.
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
Where do the monkeys get their gossip?
They hear it on the ape vine.
Why did the monkey like the banana?
Because it had appeal.
What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
Chimpantsies.
Why did the thieves kidnap the monkey?
Because they believed in gibbon take.
If a monkey has thirty bananas in one hand and forty bananas in the other hand, what does he have?
Very big hands.
How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?
Wave to it.
What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
Where do monkeys go when they lose their tails?
To a retailer.
What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret?
A blab-boon.
What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A chipmunk.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
If you were in the jungle and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Prime-Mates!
Where does a baby monkey sleep?
In an apricot.
What do you call a flying monkey?
A hot air baboon.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
Why is it a bad idea to get in a fight with a monkey?
Because they use gorilla warfare.
Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
Because he had to take care of some monkey business.
What martial art do monkeys practice?
Flung Poo.
What does a monkey wear while cooking?
An ape-ron.
Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
Why don’t monkeys wear pocket watches?
Because they don’t wear pants.