Monkeys are funny creatures, and you just know that we have some cheeky monkey puns out here waiting for you!

If you were in the jungle and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
Why did the monkey like the banana?
Because it had appeal.
Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
Because he had to take care of some monkey business.
Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere it wants to.
Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk.
What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A chipmunk.
Why did the thieves kidnap the monkey?
Because they believed in gibbon take.
What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?
Lost.
What did the banana do when he saw the monkey?
The banana split.
What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
It won’t be long now.
How do you catch a monkey?
Climb a tree and act like a banana.
Where do monkeys go when they lose their tails?
To a retailer.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
What type of key opens a banana?
A monkey.
If a monkey has thirty bananas in one hand and forty bananas in the other hand, what does he have?
Very big hands.
Where do the monkeys get their gossip?
They hear it on the ape vine.
Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
Why is it a bad idea to get in a fight with a monkey?
Because they use gorilla warfare.
What does a monkey wear while cooking?
An ape-ron.
How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?
Wave to it.
Why don’t monkeys wear pocket watches?
Because they don’t wear pants.
What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
What do you call a flying monkey?
A hot air baboon.
TIL that, on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
Where do monkeys go to drink?
To the monkey bars.
What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret?
A blab-boon.
Where does a baby monkey sleep?
In an apricot.