What does marriage do? Puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Mama fly and baby fly were hanging out at the coroner’s office. The coroner was enjoying a sandwich while he performed an autopsy. Baby fly landed on the sandwich as the coroner took a bite. Mama fly jumped into action and hit the man in the eye and baby fly escaped out of his mouth. . Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,
“Nobody puts baby in a coroner.”
Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding their horses. Tonto stops his horse, jumps off and puts his ear to the ground. He looks up at the Lone Ranger and says, "Buffalo come". The Lone Ranger asks, "How do you know that?" "Ear sticky."