I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
You had me at taco.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I really caribou-t you.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
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