Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
I really caribou-t you.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
You had me at taco.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
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