Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Haida there, gorgeous.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Wanna churn butter with me?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
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