My feelings for you are Mont-real.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
I really caribou-t you.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Haida there, gorgeous.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
You had me at taco.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Wanna churn butter with me?
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