Can I hiber-mate with you?
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I really caribou-t you.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Haida there, gorgeous.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
I really caribou-t you.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Wanna churn butter with me?
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
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