Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
You had me at taco.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
I really caribou-t you.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I really caribou-t you.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Wanna churn butter with me?
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
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