On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I really caribou-t you.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Haida there, gorgeous.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You had me at taco.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I really caribou-t you.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.