Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
I really caribou-t you.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
I really caribou-t you.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
You had me at taco.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
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