Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You had me at taco.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Haida there, gorgeous.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I really caribou-t you.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
I really caribou-t you.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
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