Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Haida there, gorgeous.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
You had me at taco.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
I really caribou-t you.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
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