Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Haida there, gorgeous.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I really caribou-t you.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
You had me at taco.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.