I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
You had me at taco.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
I really caribou-t you.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I really caribou-t you.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Haida there, gorgeous.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Wanna churn butter with me?
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
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