What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do you call a baker with a cold? Coughee cake.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria? A stomach-cake!
What happened when Jessica Simpson tried to make a birthday cake? The candles melted in the oven!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.