Here's looking at Eye Puns, Kid.

My New Years resolution for next year will be to finally get that laser eye surgery I’ve always wanted
It’s my 2020 vision
Eye drops are technically blinker fluid.
What do you call an eye that can fly?
A real eye soar.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
I got some salt in my eye
Now it’s see salt.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye
Turns out she was seeing someone else.
This eye pun couldn't be any cornea.
A man is holding a bee, what is in his eye?
Beauty.
I've been trying to sleep with one eye open lately, but it's really hard
Last night I couldn't sleep a wink
What do you call an eye specialist with a short shirt?
A crop-toptometrist
I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said
"You know, one would have been enough."
I saw my neighbor, slumped over his lawnmower, crying his eyes out.
I think he’s going through a rough patch.
Called in sick to work one day complaining about my eyes.
When they asked what's wrong I said:
“I just can’t see myself coming in to work today.”
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
I can cut a piece of wood with my own eyes just by looking at it
It's true, I saw it with my own eyes.
My eye doctor’s office is at the shopping mall.
She’s an Opthemallogist.
Bad puns are how eye roll.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.
Now I have Heinzsight.
I've got 4 eyes, 3 legs, 1 tail, and 12 toes. What am I?
A liar.
I saw a movie about a pig with no eyes.
It was PG.
Did you know there is a new horse species with one eye and a horn?
It's called a unicornea.