Did you hear that the Lemon and the Orange divorced?
The Lemon was very bitter.
Why are lemons safer than limes?
There’s no such thing as lemon’s disease.
You say "easy peasy lemon squeezy"
... but I prefer "depressed stressed lemon zest."
Sherlock Holmes enters a room carrying a box of lemons
"Where'd you get those?" asks Watson.
"A lemon tree, my dear Watson. A lemon tree."
What did the orange say to the lemon?
"'yello!"
“I only like lemons,”
Said Michael zestfully.
What do you give to a sick lemon?
lemonaid.
What do you call an evil lemon?
Sour On
What do you call a musical lime?
John Lemon.
Have you heard the one about the lemon cat?
It was a real sour puss.
Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
They got lime disease.
If you speak Hebrew and life gives you lemons...
You're an acidic Jew.
Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
They got lime disease.
I’m zesting a lemon for a recipe right now
It’s really appealing
When you finish the lemons that life gives you;
Sublime.
I slept with a lemon once. Now I have lemonaids.
Why did the lemon fail its driving test?
Because it kept peeling out
How do you describe a polite german lemon?
Bitte(r)
What does a lemon pie and my wife have in common?
They both have meringue on them.
A lemon got a job in a vinegar factory last week...
Starting salary was $15 per sour.
Why is it better to smell roses and lemons than a pile of poop?
It’s just plain common scents.
What do you get if you cross a lemon with a dinosaur
Tyrannosourest Rex.
What did the pickle say to the lemon?
I relish our time together