I was asked why I love to clean lemon juice from windows, to which I replied
“It’s easy peasy lemon squeegee.”
I got canned from a Orange juice factory...
Just couldn't concentrate.
A boy lines up to get some apple juice and a girl lines up to get some orange juice
This would be funny but there’s no punchline.
I replaced the milk in the milk carton with lemon juice.
People were really sour about it.
What do you call it when 13 preschoolers have just had their juice?
A Daycare's Buzzin'.
Why did the orange become juice?
It couldn't handle the pressure.
What do you call a cup of leaf juice that doesn’t want to be a dad?
Absent-tea parent.
I lost 90 pounds in 30 days on the juice diet
Every day I bought one juice for 3 pounds.
Why is it harder for Orange Juice to slide across a floor than apple juice?
Pulp Friction.
I can't use my laptop anymore because someone spilled apple juice on it.
It was a cider attack.
My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins
It’s the weight and C approach I guess.
Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.
Me: Don't worry, it's not a big dill.
What’s Another Name For iPhone Chargers?
Apple Juice.
My dog is sad after eating her favorite fruit and getting wet from the juice.
She's a watered melancholy watermelon collie.
Every December, I really like making an emulsion of egg yolks, melted butter and lemon juice.
So its guaranteed to be a Happy Hollandaise
Why wasn't the bag boy allowed to work at the juice bar?
Because baggers cant be juicers.
I once had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of carbonated orange juice.
Thankfully it was just a fanta sea.
What did the lemon juice say to the baking soda?
Ya basic!
What do you call juice with no ice in it?
Ju.
What do you call a mislabeled orange juice container?
Pulp fiction.
What if someone made raisins with juice in them
That would be grape.
how do you convince meat juice out of a bovine?
You consomme out of him.
Me: "Alexa check my bank balance and tell me which apple product can I buy?"
Alexa- "Apple juice."
You had to use rennet to curdle the milk for making Ricotta, not lemon juice!
This is not the right whey.
One day, a young weasel went to the bar. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are under-aged. I can’t serve you beer.” The weasel asks, “What can I have?”
The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”
“Pop!” goes the weasel.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Why is it called Almond Milk?
Because no one would buy it if it was called Nut Juice.
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