Nervous

Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep? So he could have sweet dreams. What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
The Music of the Rainforest
The Music of the Rainforest Some European explorers were traveling through the Amazon rainforest with some natives as guides... when they started hearing drums in the distance. Puzzled the Europeans inquired, “we hear drums? What does that mean?” The Natives answered, “When drums stop, very bad.” Reluctantly the exploration continues. After 5 minutes the drums had started getting louder and the explorers started getting nervous. “The drums sound closer, and we think they are getting louder! What does it mean?” “When drums stop, very bad.” Doing their best to maintain composure the Europeans kept moving. About 5 minutes later the drums abruptly stop and the explorers panic. “The drums have stopped! What should we do?!” “When drums stop, very bad, now comes bass solo.”
What do you call a nervous baby ant?
A little antsy.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Where do squirrels go when they have a nervous breakdown?
To the nut-house.
What did the nurse at the blood bank say to the nervous patient?
B positive