I tried to turn on a tap. It was a bit stiff though... So I had to faucet.
Woke up this morning to a tap on my door. That plumber has some sense of humour.
To all ya'll without tap water, Get well soon.
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why. He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
I used to be pretty nifty tap dancer... Until I fell into the sink.
A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.
"This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked 'C' gave me boiling water."
"But, Monsieur, 'C' stands for chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."
"Wait a minute," said the patron. "The other tap is also marked 'C'!"
"Of course," said the manager. "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."