Tap Jokes

Hey, is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd sure love to tap THAT ass!
I tried to turn on a tap. It was a bit stiff though...
So I had to faucet.
Woke up this morning to a tap on my door.
That plumber has some sense of humour.
To all ya'll without tap water,
Get well soon.
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
I used to be pretty nifty tap dancer...
Until I fell into the sink.
Foreign Trouble in Canada
Foreign Trouble in Canada A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked 'C' gave me boiling water." "But, Monsieur, 'C' stands for chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal." "Wait a minute," said the patron. "The other tap is also marked 'C'!" "Of course," said the manager. "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."
I was alone in the bath.
Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder!
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