Don't be sour, you've come to a sweet place after all, a place of merriment and lime, our Lemonade Puns!

Lemonade and iced tea make an Arnold Palmer. What do you get when you Mix Lemonade with a tea bag?
Benedict Arnold Palmer
What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons?
They become sour krauts.
If you speak Hebrew and life gives you lemons...
You're an acidic Jew.
What's the difference between a bipolar person and a loft full of lemons?
One's a bit erratic and the other's a bitter attic.
I got my paycheck with a lemon slice on it today...
turned out my ex-wife was garnishing my wages.
What do you call an attractive, Jewish lemon with no worldly possessions?
An aesthetic ascetic acidic Hasidic.
My wife came home angry from the gynecologist after he told her she had to stop using lemon douche
She's been such a sour puss about it.
What do you get if you cross a lemon with a dinosaur
Tyrannosourest Rex.
You say "easy peasy lemon squeezy"
... but I prefer "depressed stressed lemon zest."
What did the pickle say to the lemon?
I relish our time together
“I only like lemons,”
Said Michael zestfully.
A lemon got a job in a vinegar factory last week...
Starting salary was $15 per sour.
I tried buying a car from a religious person and got a lemon!
I suppose you get what you prayed for..
Did you hear that the Lemon and the Orange divorced?
The Lemon was very bitter.
Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
They got lime disease.
Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
They got lime disease.
Sherlock Holmes enters a room carrying a box of lemons
"Where'd you get those?" asks Watson.
"A lemon tree, my dear Watson. A lemon tree."
What do you call a musical lime?
John Lemon.
Have you heard the one about the lemon cat?
It was a real sour puss.
Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?
Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.
I’m zesting a lemon for a recipe right now
It’s really appealing
How do you describe a polite german lemon?
Bitte(r)
I squeezed a lemon on my wife's lap two hours ago...
She's been a sourpuss about it ever since.
Why did the lemon fail its driving test?
Because it kept peeling out
I was hoping my friend would catch the lemon-lime soda i tossed her.
But unfortunately Sierra Mist
What do you call an evil lemon?
Sour On
What did the orange say to the lemon?
"'yello!"
When you finish the lemons that life gives you;
Sublime.
Why are lemons safer than limes?
There’s no such thing as lemon’s disease.
What does a lemon pie and my wife have in common?
They both have meringue on them.