Don't be sour, you've come to a sweet place after all, a place of merriment and lime, our Lemonade Puns!

Why did the lemon fail its driving test?
Because it kept peeling out
What does a lemon pie and my wife have in common?
They both have meringue on them.
What do you call a musical lime?
John Lemon.
A lemon got a job in a vinegar factory last week...
Starting salary was $15 per sour.
Why is it better to smell roses and lemons than a pile of poop?
It’s just plain common scents.
What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons?
They become sour krauts.
Have you heard the one about the lemon cat?
It was a real sour puss.
What did the pickle say to the lemon?
I relish our time together
What do you get if you cross a lemon with a dinosaur
Tyrannosourest Rex.
I was hoping my friend would catch the lemon-lime soda i tossed her.
But unfortunately Sierra Mist
I’m zesting a lemon for a recipe right now
It’s really appealing
“I only like lemons,”
Said Michael zestfully.
I tried buying a car from a religious person and got a lemon!
I suppose you get what you prayed for..
Why are lemons safer than limes?
There’s no such thing as lemon’s disease.
Lemonade and iced tea make an Arnold Palmer. What do you get when you Mix Lemonade with a tea bag?
Benedict Arnold Palmer
What do you give to a sick lemon?
lemonaid.
Did you hear that the Lemon and the Orange divorced?
The Lemon was very bitter.
I slept with a lemon once. Now I have lemonaids.
How do you describe a polite german lemon?
Bitte(r)
You say "easy peasy lemon squeezy"
... but I prefer "depressed stressed lemon zest."
What's the difference between a bipolar person and a loft full of lemons?
One's a bit erratic and the other's a bitter attic.
Sherlock Holmes enters a room carrying a box of lemons
"Where'd you get those?" asks Watson.
"A lemon tree, my dear Watson. A lemon tree."
If you speak Hebrew and life gives you lemons...
You're an acidic Jew.
I got my paycheck with a lemon slice on it today...
turned out my ex-wife was garnishing my wages.
My wife came home angry from the gynecologist after he told her she had to stop using lemon douche
She's been such a sour puss about it.
What do you call an attractive, Jewish lemon with no worldly possessions?
An aesthetic ascetic acidic Hasidic.
What do you call an evil lemon?
Sour On
Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
They got lime disease.
Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
They got lime disease.
What did the Apple say to the lemon & lime when he found out they were correct?
Yeah, I guess you’re Sprite