Sand

For my birthday, my friends gave me a bunch of dirt and sand.
I appreciated the sediment.
Woddy Allen
Honolulu – it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother.
What did the dog say when he sat down on sand paper?
Rough.
For my birthday, my friends gave me a bunch of dirt and sand.
I appreciated the sediment.
What is writing in sand called?
Sandscript.
I recently got a new job as a golf caddy, but I was fired after less than an hour.
The guy asked me for a sand wedge. I don't think he likes pickle.
Two behaviorists make love. When they are done, one turns to the other sand says: "That was good for you. Was it good for me?"
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.