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“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”
George Burns
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
I can sea clearly now.
Sea you at the beach.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
Those soldiers thought they could blow up that submarine with their bomb...
but they needed to sea mine.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
What do dolphins need to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea!
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
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