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A Meeting of Witches
A Meeting of Witches There were once four powerful witch covens: the witches of the mountains, the deserts, the forests, and the seas. For a thousand years they made war with one another, casting curses and hexes and bringing all manner of malady to the land in their hatred for one another. One day, they decided the only solution was to convene for a meeting of all the covens, in which they would either strike a deal for peace, or end it all in violent bloodshed. The sea witches arrived first, carried upon a tidal wave that bore them up and onto the coast, the waters crashing loudly as they struck the shoreline as if to announce their presence. The mountain witches rode down the hillside upon magical stormclouds, thunder and lightning bursting from their steeds of vapor, a tumultuous blizzard ravaging the mountains in their wake. The forest witches, shape-shifters, emerged in the form of gnarled roots which encircled the meeting place and rose out of the ground, bending and twisting into humanoid silhouettes from which sprung skin and clothing, as a flurry of leaves swirled around furiously. The sand witches arrived in a catering truck.
Those soldiers thought they could blow up that submarine with their bomb...
but they needed to sea mine.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”
George Burns
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
I can sea clearly now.
Sea you at the beach.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
What do dolphins need to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea!
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.