I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
My moment in the sun.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Summer is just floating by.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
For instant fun, just add water.
Poor white splash.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Water you doing on [date]?
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
This summer is going swimmingly.
Get in the swim this summer.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
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