Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Water you doing on [date]?
Poor white splash.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Get in the swim this summer.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
For instant fun, just add water.
My moment in the sun.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Summer is just floating by.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
This summer is going swimmingly.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
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