How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Summer is just floating by.
This summer is going swimmingly.
My moment in the sun.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Get in the swim this summer.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Water you doing on [date]?
Poor white splash.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
For instant fun, just add water.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
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