[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Get in the swim this summer.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Summer is just floating by.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Poor white splash.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Water you doing on [date]?
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
My moment in the sun.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
For instant fun, just add water.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
This summer is going swimmingly.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
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