Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Poor white splash.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
This summer is going swimmingly.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
For instant fun, just add water.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Water you doing on [date]?
Get in the swim this summer.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
My moment in the sun.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Summer is just floating by.
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