Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
My moment in the sun.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
For instant fun, just add water.
Get in the swim this summer.
Poor white splash.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Water you doing on [date]?
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Summer is just floating by.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
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