Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
This summer is going swimmingly.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Water you doing on [date]?
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
For instant fun, just add water.
Summer is just floating by.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Get in the swim this summer.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Poor white splash.
My moment in the sun.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
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