Swimming Puns

Oh, this section is going swimmingly, straight to your funny bone! Enjoy our hilarious Swimming Puns!

Water you doing on [date]?
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
This summer is going swimmingly.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
My moment in the sun.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Get in the swim this summer.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Summer is just floating by.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
For instant fun, just add water.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Poor white splash.
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