[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Summer is just floating by.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
This summer is going swimmingly.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
For instant fun, just add water.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Get in the swim this summer.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Poor white splash.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
My moment in the sun.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Water you doing on [date]?
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
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