Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Get in the swim this summer.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
For instant fun, just add water.
Poor white splash.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Water you doing on [date]?
Summer is just floating by.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
This summer is going swimmingly.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
My moment in the sun.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!