Oh, this section is going swimmingly, straight to your funny bone! Enjoy our hilarious Swimming Puns!

I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Summer is just floating by.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
For instant fun, just add water.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
This summer is going swimmingly.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Water you doing on [date]?
Get in the swim this summer.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
My moment in the sun.