[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
This summer is going swimmingly.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Summer is just floating by.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Water you doing on [date]?
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Get in the swim this summer.
Poor white splash.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
My moment in the sun.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
For instant fun, just add water.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
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