Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Summer is just floating by.
Water you doing on [date]?
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
This summer is going swimmingly.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Poor white splash.
My moment in the sun.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Get in the swim this summer.
For instant fun, just add water.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.