Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Summer is just floating by.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Water you doing on [date]?
This summer is going swimmingly.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
My moment in the sun.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
For instant fun, just add water.
Get in the swim this summer.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Poor white splash.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
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