Poor

My girlfriend just told me I'm a poor listener.
Which upset me massively because I'm an awesome whistler.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Yo Momma so poor she has to hang her toilet paper out to dry.
Yo Momma so poor she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house.
Yo Momma so poor she couldn't afford a condom and gave birth to you.
Yo Mama so poor she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.
Yo Momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention.
Yo Mama so poor she can't afford a free sample.
Yo Mama so poor Nigerian scammers wire HER money.
Yo Mama so poor I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard.
Yo Mama so poor I swatted a firefly and she said, "Who turned off the light?"
There once was a girl from Dubai,
who desperately wanted to fly.
But whenever she flapped,
that girl got so chapped,
that poor littl girl from Dubai.
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. -- Napoleon
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Writing to Baby Jesus
Writing to Baby Jesus A child from a poor family wanted a bike for Christmas, so he asked his mother. His mother replied, "Well, we can't afford one so you'll just have to go ask the baby Jesus.' The boy went to his room, got a stack of refill and a pen and began writing: 'Dear Baby Jesus, I've been good all year, can you please give me a bike for Christmas.' Then he looked at it and thought maybe that wasn't entirely true, so he tried again. 'Dear Baby Jesus, I've been good for the past week, can you please give me a bike for Christmas.' Then he looked at it again and still wasn't sure if that was true, so he tried yet again. 'Dear Baby Jesus, if you give me a bike, I'll be good all year.' But even then that seemed too hard, so he took a walk outside to think about it. As he was walking, he saw his neighbor's statue of Mother Mary. The boy hopped over the fence, tucked it under his shoulder and ran home to hide it. Then wrote his letter again. 'Dear Baby Jesus, if you ever want to see your mother again, give me a bike!'
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.