Ocean

The Brit, The Scot, The Irishman and the Genie
The Brit, The Scot, The Irishman and the Genie Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity." Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Irishman says, "Please Fill it up with water."
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
The ocean made me salty.