Ocean

The Brit, The Scot, The Irishman and the Genie
The Brit, The Scot, The Irishman and the Genie Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity." Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Irishman says, "Please Fill it up with water."
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
Yo momma so fat when she jumped in the ocean she said "Beat that Moses."
Yo mama so fat she puts on a black bathing suit and gets in the ocean, everyone screams "Oil spill!"
The ocean is big,
And also it is pretty,
Pretty freakin' wet.
Which murderer kills at the bottom of the ocean?
Jack the Kipper.
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Because they dropped out of the school.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
I once dated a girl who had a beautiful seashell tattoo on her inner thigh.
It was pretty, when you put your ear on it you could smell the ocean.
Did you hear the score in the game between the ocean and the beach? It’s tide.
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean? Because they dropped out of school!
Who cleans the bottom of the ocean? A Mer-Maid
What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
Did you hear the results of the game between the beach and the ocean?
It's tide.
What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms and no legs? Bob.