Ocean

What do you get when you throw lettuce into the ocean?
I don't know lettuce sea.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. Too many tsunamis.
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
What is the strongest creature in the ocean? A mussel!
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, oceans don't talk they just wave!
How can you tell that the ocean is friendly? It waves!
A Desperate Prayer
A Desperate Prayer A grandfather takes his grandchildren to the beach. They’re playing in the sand when suddenly, a massive wave comes and pulls the smallest grandson out into the water. Panicked, the grandfather prays to God. “Oh God, please bring him back! Please let him live, in your mercy. I'll do anything and worship you forever!” Almost immediately, an even bigger wave bursts out of the ocean, setting the little boy down right at his grandfather’s feet. He scoops him up in a huge hug, crying with relief. Then he stares up at the sky and says, “He had a hat.”
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
Why did the skeleton have a broken heart?
His Boney lay over the ocean.
What does the ocean and me have in common? We both leave a bad taste in your mouth...
The Brit, The Scot, The Irishman and the Genie
The Brit, The Scot, The Irishman and the Genie Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teeming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity." Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Irishman says, "Please Fill it up with water."
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