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What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head while I give these two a lift.
An ambitious young fellow named Matt,
Tried to parachute using his hat.
Folks below looked so small,
As he started to fall,
Then got bigger and bigger and SPLAT!
What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll hang around!
What did the tie say to the hat? A. You go on ahead and I'll hang around
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a hat for the brain?
A thinking cap.
hat did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
A cowboy is walking down main street in nothing but his boots and hat...
Shortly after he got into town, a sheriff stops him.

"Sir, why in the hell are you walkin down the street naked as a jaybird?"

"I can explain! See I met this girl named Sally. Well, I took her back to my place and she took her shirt off... So I took off mine. Then she took her pants off... And I took off mine. She whipped off her britches... And I slipped outta mine.

"After that she laid down and hollered, 'Go to town cowboy!'

"So here I am."
If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow the top of your hat off.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
What do you call a lobster with a Christmas hat?
Santa Claws
Who pulled off the greatest hat trick in history?
Joseph Smith.