Funny Food Quotes

These hilarious food quotes will make your tummy growl and your mouth smile wholeheartedly!

“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
"I'm not sure how the average American would differentiate National Dessert Day from any other day."
– Andy Borowitz
“There’s no “we” in ice cream.”
― Unknown
“You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza.”
― Unknown
“All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.”
― Unknown
"Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face."
— Enrico Caruso
"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."
— Judith Viorst
“A party without a cake is really just a meeting.”
― Julia Child
“You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.”
― Unknown
"Never eat more than you can lift."
— Miss Piggy
“I’m like Pacman when I’m at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.”
― Unknown
“If you know how many cupcakes I’m holding behind my back I’ll give you both of them.”
― Unknown
“Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.”
― Dean Koontz
"Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos."
– Don Kardong
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
– Ernestine Ulmer
"I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts"
– Beverly Sills
“Don’t believe everything fortune cookies tell you. Just because they’re sweet doesn’t mean they’re right.”
― Unknown
“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.”
― Unknown
“You only live once… Lick the bowl!”
― Unknown
“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
― Anthony Bourdain
"Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We're supposed to be exercising."
— Meg Cabot
"I don't eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don't eat anything that looks like I should step on it."
— George Carlin
“I believe it’s a cook’s moral obligation to add more butter given the chance.”
― Michael Ruhlman
“I’m glad I don’t have to hunt my own food, I don’t even know where sandwiches live.”
― Unknown
“Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!”
― Unknown
“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.”
― Bill Murray
“When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve chocolate.”
― Unknown
“I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.”
― Unknown
"When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half-eaten sandwich."
— Violet Matters
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
— Jim Davis
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