"Carbs are the answer. No matter the question."
— Unknown
"After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."
— Oscar Wilde
“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
"An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."
— Will Rogers
“Swiss cheese differs from Camembert by better ventilation.”
― Unknown
“I’m like Pacman when I’m at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.”
― Unknown
“Being a beaver is nice, if you’re hungry you just eat a piece of your home.”
― Unknown
"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."
— Judith Viorst
"Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is."
— P. J. O'Rourke
"Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments."
— Bethenny Frankel
“Love means never having to say “Should we get dessert?”
― Unknown
“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.”
― Bill Murray
"Snack time heals all wounds."
— Bridger Winegar
"Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face."
— Enrico Caruso
"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
— Mark Twain
"I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food."
– Erma Bombeck
“I have a passion for not cooking.”
― Unknown
"Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks."
– Marilyn Wann
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
– J.R.R. Tolkien
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
— Mark Twain
"Never trust a skinny cook."
– Iain Hewitson
"The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!"
— Terry Moore
"Never eat more than you can lift."
— Miss Piggy
"I'm not sure what makes pepperoni so good if it's the pepper or the oni."
— Ulrik Stephens
“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.”
― Unknown
“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.”
— Trixie Koontz
"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook."
— Julia Child
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
— Orson Welles
“Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.”
― Dean Koontz
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
"I don't eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don't eat anything that looks like I should step on it."
— George Carlin
"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
“When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve chocolate.”
― Unknown
“The only clubs I’m interested in are sandwiches.”
― Unknown
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck
“Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.”
― Amy Neftzger
“All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.”
― Unknown
“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!”
― Madeline Oles
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
— Charles M. Shulz
“Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.”
― Unknown
“Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.”
― Unknown
“Everything goes better with tacos.”
― Rachel Caine
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again."
— George Miller
“I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.”
― Unknown
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
– Ernestine Ulmer
“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.”
― Bill Murray
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."
— Joss Whedon
"I'm not sure how the average American would differentiate National Dessert Day from any other day."
– Andy Borowitz
"I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts"
– Beverly Sills