Feet

What does a squirrel wear on its feet?
Cashews
Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.
An Over Exaggeration
An Over Exaggeration When the american said: "Did you know that our air force is so big, that when all our planes are out flying. We can't even see the sun!" "That's nothing!" scoffed the Englishman. "Our Navy is so huge, that if we line up all our boats we can walk on a straight line all the way from England to America without getting wet feet. After a short while the African said: "One day when I was taking a piss in the forest, 14 crows landed on my penis... At the same time." That was when they all realized that maybe, just maybe... They all over exaggerated . The American admitted: "Well, maybe we do see the sun shining through...". And Englishman answered: "And we actually have to swim a bit to reach the american shoreline..." And the African said: "And those 14 crows... Well, they were sitting pretty close together."
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice.
But then he got cold feet.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their feet smell.
Why do snakes always measure in inches?
Because they don’t have any feet.
What do you call it when the axe in your hand falls on your feet.
An AXEIDENT.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
A blond was taking helicopter lessons.
The instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you're doing."
At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great.
At 2000 feet, he said she was still doing well.
Right before she got to 3000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground.
The instructor ran to where she crash landed and pulled her out of the helicopter. "What went wrong?"
The blond said, "At 2500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off."
Why do blondes wear hooped ear rings. So they have somewhere to put their feet when having se*.
What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool? Air Pockets What has 12 feet and an IQ of 40? A Blonde-tourage.
There once was a fly on the wall,
I wonder why didn't it fall.
Because its feet stuck,
Or was it just luck,
Or does gravity miss things so small?
There was an Old Person of Spain,
Who hated all trouble and pain;
So he sat on a chair,
With his feet in the air,
That umbrageous Old Person of Spain.