Summer

You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
As summer approaches, I think it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
Honesty ISN'T Always the Best Policy
Honesty ISN'T Always the Best Policy Once there was a little boy that lived in the country with his father. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter - and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek. One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided that that was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away. That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?" The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth." The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree."
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
One swallow doesn't make a summer. But it's a great way to end a date.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken."
- James Dent
“Sending your kids to summer camp teaches them important life lessons... like, ‘You can deal with your problems by sending them to summer camp.’”

- Ari Fishbein.
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