Are you squiding me right now?
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Sea you at the beach.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Beach you to it.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Tropic like it's hot.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Shell yeah.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Tis the sea-sun.
Feeling fintastic.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
The ocean made me salty.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Water you doing?
Whale, hello there.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Seas the day.
Salty but sweet.
Avoid pier pressure.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
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