Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Avoid pier pressure.
Girls just wanna have sun.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
I can sea clearly now.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Don't get tide down.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Shell yeah.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Are you squiding me right now?
Salty but sweet.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Beach, please.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Sea you at the beach.
Beach you to it.
Tis the sea-sun.
Feeling fintastic.
The ocean made me salty.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Tropic like it's hot.
Whale, hello there.
Water you doing?
Seas the day.