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My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
I can sea clearly now.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Tropic like it's hot.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Whale, hello there.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
If there's a will, there's a wave.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Seas the day.
Salty but sweet.
Beach, please.
Are you squiding me right now?
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Tis the sea-sun.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Beach you to it.
Sea you at the beach.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Water you doing?
The ocean made me salty.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Avoid pier pressure.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Don't get tide down.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
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