Whale, hello there.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
The ocean made me salty.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Are you squiding me right now?
That crazy little sun of a beach.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Sea you at the beach.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Salty but sweet.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Feeling fintastic.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Tis the sea-sun.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Don't get tide down.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Water you doing?
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Avoid pier pressure.
Beach, please.
Shell yeah.
Tropic like it's hot.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Girls just wanna have sun.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Seas the day.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
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