Time to get a tan and a full dose of humor! So head on over to the Beach Puns to get the best of both.

A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Salty but sweet.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Are you squiding me right now?
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Don't get tide down.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Whale, hello there.
Water you doing?
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Girls just wanna have sun.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Beach, please.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Seas the day.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Sea you at the beach.