Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
That crazy little sun of a beach.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Salty but sweet.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Don't get tide down.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Beach you to it.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Beach, please.
Whale, hello there.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Water you doing?
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Avoid pier pressure.
Shell yeah.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
The ocean made me salty.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Feeling fintastic.
Sea you at the beach.
Seas the day.
Are you squiding me right now?
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”