They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Don't get tide down.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Sea you at the beach.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Feeling fintastic.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Are you squiding me right now?
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Whale, hello there.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Tis the sea-sun.
Salty but sweet.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Seas the day.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Shell yeah.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
I can sea clearly now.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Tropic like it's hot.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Beach, please.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
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