Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Beach, please.
Beach you to it.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Tropic like it's hot.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Are you squiding me right now?
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Water you doing?
Please excuse my resting beach face.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Shell yeah.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Feeling fintastic.
Sea you at the beach.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
I can sea clearly now.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Don't get tide down.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Tis the sea-sun.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Whale, hello there.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
The ocean made me salty.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Seas the day.
Salty but sweet.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.