What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Sea you at the beach.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Shell yeah.
Salty but sweet.
Whale, hello there.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Girls just wanna have sun.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Water you doing?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Tropic like it's hot.
Feeling fintastic.
Avoid pier pressure.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
I can sea clearly now.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Don't get tide down.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Beach you to it.
The ocean made me salty.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Beach, please.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Seas the day.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Tis the sea-sun.
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