Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Whale, hello there.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Beach you to it.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Tropic like it's hot.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Seas the day.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Tis the sea-sun.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Salty but sweet.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Water you doing?
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
The ocean made me salty.
Sea you at the beach.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
I can sea clearly now.
Shell yeah.
Avoid pier pressure.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Are you squiding me right now?
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