Worm

What’s worse than finding a worm in your pear?
Finding half a worm.
Little Johnny's Chemistry Class
Little Johnny's Chemistry Class Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the professor putting the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed. He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass. It writhed for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died. "Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" he asked. Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"
What do you call a worm that chews up power cords? An electro-maggot.”
How does a blonde kill a worm?
She buries it.
Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Can!

Can who?

Can I worm my way in to your house!
Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Glow!

Glow who?

Glow worm!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"

Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!