Two doctors, Dean and Gable, are treating a man with lung disease. They’re explaining how his smoking weed has led to his condition worsening.
“But it’s just herbal!” the patient protested. “How can it be bad?”
Dr. Jenkins sighed. “Nature isn't all innocent. Apricot stones contain lethal amounts of cyanide. There is a certain plant in my back garden - if you sit under it for just 5 minutes, you will die. Just because it’s natural doesn’t mean it’s safe for you!”
The man seemed to accept that, and promised to stop his smoking.
After he left, the doctors went to lunch. As they were sitting down to eat, Dr. Smith asked, “Oh by the way, what IS that plant that kills you if you sit under it?”
“A water lily."
Twinkle twinkle little pie, You squash my willpower like a fly. You look so innocent and so sweet, Convince my lips that we should meet. You are a relentless flirt, Oh no, we had indecent dessert.
Twinkle twinkle help appears, A Stevia leaf erased my fears. It made my willpower a superhero, As for calories it has zero. Twinkle twinkle Truvia™ star, It has natural sweetness I love just what you are. (Michael Hack)