Taking a romantic ride today,
We sat upon the wagon.
Suddenly the horse lifted his tail
And we heard a roaring dragon!

The deafening sound hurt my ears
And the smell burned the hairs in my nose.
My girlfriend sat and glared at me.
Somehow my fault I suppose.

It was my idea to take the ride,
But how was I to know?
It really wasn't in my plans;
Didn't know the horse would blow.

The noise and the smell were bad enough,
As the wind blew quickly by.
But I think the very worst of it,
Was the brown stuff in my eye.

My girlfriend's face turned angry red.
So I figured I wouldn't dare,
Advise her of the smelly pieces
Of horse stuff in her hair.

The horse finally stopped; my girl ran away,
Stubbornly lifting her chin.
I think that horse was enjoying himself,
Cause I'm sure I saw him grin.

A lesson learned for me today.
Although I must confess,
I laughed so hard I nearly cried
As I wiped away the mess.

(by Annabel Sheila)
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their feet smell.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
“My Dog has no nose. How does he smell?”
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?

Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell?
They have more of an Elon Musk.
"Stop and smell the rosé."
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look like a donkey,
And smell like one too.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
Why do owls shower so often?
So they don’t smell fowl.
Why is it better to smell roses and lemons than a pile of poop?
It’s just plain common scents.
What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They can smell it but they cant eat it!
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast