What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
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