Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.