Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
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