Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
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