Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
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