What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
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