What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
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