Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
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