When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.