Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Orange you going to open the door.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
What do you call fake oranges?
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
What do you call a male orange?
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.