Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
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