Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
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