Shoes

Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
A Dutchman has invented shoes that record how many miles you've walked.
Clever clogs.
A lady sees a cowboy and says "are you really a cowboy?" The cowboy says "why yes mame, born and raised right here in Montana and have worked on the ranch since I was knee high to a pup."

The woman says " I've always wondered why cowboys always wear those big hats." The wide brim keeps the sun off'aya when it's hot and the rain off'aya when it rain'n."

"Why do you all wear vests?" Well mame, it keeps ya warm when it's cold but it leaves your arms free for rope'n and work'n."

"What about the chaps? " "They keep the burrs and brambles off'a ya."

She says "that all makes perfect sense, but what I don't understand is why you'd wear tennis shoes."

"Aww, that's easy, that's so folks don't mistake us for TRUCKERS!"
Yo mama so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
What kind of shoes do all spies wear? Sneakers.
Ice hockey is basically just guys wearing knife shoes fighting each other with long sticks for the last Oreo.
A Blonde in Louisiana
A Blonde in Louisiana A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of real alligator shoes in the worst way, but she didn't want to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Darn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
If a crocodile makes shoes, what can you make out of a banana?
Slippers!
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
There was an Old Man of the Wrekin
Whose shoes made a horrible creaking
But they said, 'Tell us whether,
Your shoes are of leather,
Or of what, you Old Man of the Wrekin?'