You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Are you a human? Just making sure.
How much will $20 get me?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
I dreamt about you. You died.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
How hot does your gas oven get?
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
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