How hot does your gas oven get?
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
You're the thought that counts!
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I'd drink your bathwater.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
How much will $20 get me?
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
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