Toxic Pick Up Lines

These rude and crude pick up lines might just work for you.

Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
You're the thought that counts!
You look like trash, may I take you out?
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
How hot does your gas oven get?
How much will $20 get me?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
I dreamt about you. You died.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
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