What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
You're the thought that counts!
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
I dreamt about you. You died.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I'd drink your bathwater.
You look a lot like my next victim.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
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