You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
How hot does your gas oven get?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
I'd drink your bathwater.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
I dreamt about you. You died.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
You're the thought that counts!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
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