I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
You're the thought that counts!
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Are you a human? Just making sure.
I dreamt about you. You died.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
How hot does your gas oven get?
I'd drink your bathwater.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
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