I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Are you a human? Just making sure.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
I'd drink your bathwater.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
How hot does your gas oven get?
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.