How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
I'd drink your bathwater.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
How hot does your gas oven get?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
How much will $20 get me?
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